that's me inside your head.
humansofnewyork:

Her daughter was standing next to me while I took the photo. “Mom won’t stop smoking cigarettes” she said. “And she loves to speed. Speed, speed, speed. If you’re going anywhere with her, she makes you run to keep up.”

humansofnewyork:

Her daughter was standing next to me while I took the photo. “Mom won’t stop smoking cigarettes” she said. “And she loves to speed. Speed, speed, speed. If you’re going anywhere with her, she makes you run to keep up.”

*watches a movie*
*sees a dog*
me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD

artistic-ape:

mattysnbhd:

healysdaniel:

  “If you weren’t here from the beginning then you’re a fake fan”. That’s just like saying my sister isn’t a part of my family because I escaped the vagina first. 

Bless

escaped

inspired by this

the-female-condition:

chosimbaone:

Force kids in school to read crappy, overrated books that are “the best books ever written” solely because they’re “classics” and then call those kids idiots because those aren’t the kind of books they like to read and sit back and wonder why we have a nation full of multiple generations worth of people who willfully and proudly refuse to read.

hello

What is the most inspiring thing I’ve ever said to you?
"Don’t be an idiot." Changed my life.

tara-ka-sha:

Around 1 AM I turn into Nuka that psychotic lion from The Lion King II

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