Her daughter was standing next to me while I took the photo. “Mom won’t stop smoking cigarettes” she said. “And she loves to speed. Speed, speed, speed. If you’re going anywhere with her, she makes you run to keep up.”
“If you weren’t here from the beginning then you’re a fake fan”. That’s just like saying my sister isn’t a part of my family because I escaped the vagina first.
inspired by this
Force kids in school to read crappy, overrated books that are “the best books ever written” solely because they’re “classics” and then call those kids idiots because those aren’t the kind of books they like to read and sit back and wonder why we have a nation full of multiple generations worth of people who willfully and proudly refuse to read.
Around 1 AM I turn into Nuka that psychotic lion from The Lion King II